Dana Wessel

Sure Could Go For Some Wings…

If you follow me on social media or know me in real life you have had the misfortune of hearing me go on and on about my new obsession with the Buffalo Bills. 

Understandably so, I have gotten a lot of questions. Mainly, why does a guy who grew up in Minnesota loving the Vikings all of a sudden love the Bills? And, of all teams in all the sports, why the hell the Buffalo GD Bills? 

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***UPDATE November 16th***

The response and outpouring of love for Heggsgiving has been so tremendous that I need to officially stop taking orders! There are only so many pizzas one man can cook in a single afternoon! Thank you to everyone who has ordered a pie and donated to Second Harvest Heartland. Thanks to all the people who don’t need a pizza but donated to Second Harvest Heartland in the spirit of things. It is all so amazing to see. Just warms my heart thinking about it all.

Quick thank yous to the people that went above and beyond:

Heggies for donating the pizzas.

Glen Perkins for donating the pizza ovens.

Dan Stephenson for donating the pizza boxes.

***UPDATE November 13th***

Well how about this? The wonderful people at Heggies Pizza have reached out and are going to donate all the pizzas for the occasion. How amazing is that?! Not only are they donating the pizzas to Heggsgiving, but they will be making a donation to Second Harvest Heartland for each pizza we give out on Heggsgiving. This also means my personal donation to Second Harvest will be even bigger since I am no longer covering the cost of these delicious pizzas. Niiiice.

So keep those orders coming! Can still handle a bunch more before I need to cap it. The way it looks right now the 4pm hour is most wide open but I can make just about anything work. I will have three pizza ovens going thanks to former Twin and all-around badass Glen Perkins. Can always just give you a frozen Heggies, too, if you prefer to cook it on your own.

To place an order: email WesselPrep@gmail.com and specify desired pickup time (2-6pm, but again, the 4pm hour is the least busy so far on the handy-dandy spreadsheet I created) and what type of ‘za (Double Cheese, Pepperoni, or Sausage). I live on Nicollet Avenue near downtown Minneapolis and will give you all the safe and socially distant instructions for pickup once you order.

All I ask in return is that you make a donation to Second Harvest Heartland to help keep bellies full for people in Minnesota during this awful winter ahead. Don’t need a pizza but have a few extra bucks to spare? Please donate. Hunger is going to be an even bigger problem than ever here in Minnesota in the months ahead. We are all in this together, friends.

Happy Heggsgiving.

***UPDATE November 7th***

A few FAQs to update everyone as we get closer to Heggsgiving.

Can I still make an order?

Yes! The orders are filling up and I might need to cap things soon but you can still place an order at WesselPrep@gmail.com. Just tell me what kind of Heggies you want and what time you want to pick it up. Right now the 4pm and 5pm hours are best. 2pm and 3pm is pretty packed.

I don’t need a pizza but can I still contribute?

Yes! Absolutely. This is all to help our fellow Minnesotans have full bellies this upcoming winter. COVID is going to make hunger an even bigger problem than normal. So please, please donate to Second Harvest Heartland if you are able.

Can I order more than one pizza?

You sure can, but I am going to limit it to two. I won’t be able to handle much more than that.

Can I place an order for a frozen pizza without you cooking it?

Absolutely! Swing by and grab a frozen Heggies for you to cook yourself at home.

Are you the sexiest man alive?

THE sexiest? I mean, I dunno. Definitely top three for sure.

***UPDATE November 5th***

The amazing and proven closer Glen Perkins has supplied Heggsgiving with more pizza ovens to help increase the output. So keep those orders coming at WesselPrep@gmail.com. And if you can’t make it to Minneapolis or don’t need a delicious Heggies Pizza, please consider making a donation to Second Harvest Heartland in the spirit of things. As mentioned, this is going to be a long, cold winter with a lot of our neighbors in Minnesota wondering where their next meal will come. Nobody should go hungry.

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We all know Thanksgiving is gonna be different this year. Well, in all honesty, it is going to be weird as hell. The usual big get-togethers won’t be happening. A lot of traditional Thanksgiving dinners won’t be had because cooking an entire turkey and 17 sides for a small group is a bit excessive. 

It is all pretty sad really. So I came up with an idea that might make things a little cheerier. Happy Heggsgiving to one and all!

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Sooooo it turns out in order to have a “podcast” you have to do more than one episode? OK. Good to know. This is still all very new to us. Here is our latest episode where we kinda get caught up on what the hell we have each been doing the last few months.

We are so grateful for all the love and feedback we have gotten so far. This thing is going to continue to grow and evolve and turn into something really cool. Rumor has it…we are even getting a logo made! Whoa! Big time shit, folks. In the meantime, please enjoy the generic license-free picture of a microphone above.

You can find the podcast wherever podcasts are found. Or if you ask nicely I will stand outside your window holding up a speaker ‘Say Anything’ John Cusak-style.

Saved by the Bell is returning this winter because of course it is, since, as we have been over many times before, anything that was once even considered moderately-enjoyable will be repackaged because our thirst for nostalgia is unquenchable. Don’t even pretend to be shocked in a few months when we get news that Seth Rogen is doing the voice of Alf in a big-budget summer movie. 

A new trailer for the reboot — which hits NBC’s new streaming service The Peacock (or ‘cock for short) on November 25th — came out this week. You can check it out below if you missed it. 

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Now more than ever we are all looking for a recommendation to watch on TV. A few factors play into this. First, we have never had more things to watch thanks to 189 different streaming services. Secondly, we are all stuck at home with not much to do. Lastly, we all are looking for an escape from the political horror story that plays out each night on the news and social media. 

So I figured I – a man with IMPECCABLE TV taste – would start recommending things I have enjoyed recently. Will be a combo of new stuff and other things I have finally got around to watching or rewatching. 

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We are all stuck at home. We are all desperate for things to watch. To save you some time sifting through the countless streaming services I semi-regularly post things I have caught recently – both new and old – that I have dug. No refunds if you watch something I liked and hated it. That is a you problem, not a me problem. 

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